Arkansas Times

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 - 23:22:35

Trading Post

Yeah, the economy sucks.  Money's tight.  You don't have to tell me twice, since I'm looking at overdue medical bills and have a mower being held hostage at the repair shop, and a destroyed stretch of fence that must be mended ASAP.  It stinks.  Before, I might've turned to Craigslist or Ebay in an attempt to sell outgrown kids' clothes, no-longer-used horse tack, Hubby's hunting gear (shhhh), or anything that isn't nailed down, for extra cash.  But what do you do when no one else has any money, either?  They can't buy your stuff if they don't have any more cash than you do.

Well, as I am learning right now, one thing you can do is return to your historical roots, and try bartering.  It may sound archaic at first, but really, it's something that's intuitive and natural...so much so that you're almost certainly already doing it, to some extent, without even realizing it.  We all keep a mental "scorecard" of sorts (though we'd never be so crass as to call it, or even think of it, in those terms, probably) of favors we owe and kindnesses given us, and tend to repay them in kind.  When you pick up the check at lunch with a friend, you probably do so knowing that your buddy'll get it next time.  It's a kind of tacit give and take that we enjoy in a civilized society, and it's not much of a stretch to extrapolate that experience into something broader and more literal, with tangible rewards.

This all came home to me recently thanks to an exchange that began, as so many these days do, on Craigslist.  (Let me just pause here a moment and say how grateful I am that Arkansans are finally coming around to realizing the enormous usefulness of Craigslist.  It's about time!)   I had placed an ad to sell a few of our surplus Narragansett turkeys, and while there I of course had to look around and see what was up for grabs near me.  It's easy to fall down the Craigslist rabbit-hole, even without visiting the fantastically entertaining "missed connections" listings.

There was an ad for established strawberry plants, at a real honey of a price, and they could be picked up just a mile or so from my home!   I've wanted strawberries for the longest time, so I responded to that ad straightaway, and asked the very nice gentleman who'd placed the ad some basic questions about their care, and made arrangements to pick up my new plants.  When I went to meet the strawberry seller at a local gas-mart, I took along a dozen fresh eggs, which is something I tend to do when I'm feeling sociable--everyone likes fresh eggs, right?   At this point, because it is just about to become relevant, I should show you what a sampling of fresh eggs from our place looks like.



The eggs on the bottom are from Orpington hens, and represent the shade of your typical "brown" grocery store eggs.  Those others?  Those beautiful things are from a fairly rare (in this country) French breed of hen called the Marans.  The breed is prized for these eggs, and if the hen does not lay a dark enough egg, according to a numbered color-grading scale, then that bird may not even rightly be called "Marans."  These terra-cotta-colored eggs have American chicken-keepers enthralled right now, and rightly so.  They're fabulous birds.

So, I got the strawberries loaded into my vehicle, and passed the gentleman my payment for them, along with a carton of eggs.  He looked at them, and said, "WOW.  Are these Marans eggs?" which surprised me, because I haven't run into many folks locally who are familiar with the breed.  I told him that they were, at which point he told me that his wife also raised Marans, though a different color variety, and that her hens weren't laying eggs this dark.  He asked me if I'd sell them some hatching eggs, and I just said, "Feel free to hatch those; they're fertile."  We chatted a little more, and when I mentioned the turkeys, he asked me a question that couldn't have sounded any sweeter if it'd been scripted: "Do you have any Toms for sale?"  I nearly wept for joy.

Arrangements were quickly made to transfer ownership of two big, gorgeous, and completely obnoxious Tom turkeys, and between then and the time of the pickup, several more exchanges were arranged.  It all happened very organically, I think with both of us feeling a genuine willingness to help out a kindred spirit...I've found that people who are trying to live as close to the source of their food as possible tend to be giving and helpful in nature. 

By the time all was said and done, I'd sold two turkeys, and given some roosters and ten pounds of organic Yukon Gold seed potatoes (we've gone low-carb for health reasons at Ninjapoodles Homestead) to my new friend.  He'd given me three gallons of the most beautiful fresh raw milk you ever saw, from Guernsey cows, which are currently chilling in my freezer (the gallons of milk, not the Guernsey cows), waiting to become delicious cheese and yogurt.  Of course, that must legally be called a "gift," since our state legislature, in its wisdom, has seen fit to make fresh raw cow's milk (unlike goat's milk) illegal to sell or buy in Arkansas. 

I'm hoping that this turns out to be a long-term acquaintence, because these folks do a whole lot more vegetable gardening than I'm able to do, and I'd like to avail myself of their produce prowess.  We made arrangements to provide his wife with a couple dozen of my Marans hatching eggs in April, and though I quoted him a cash price for the eggs, I'd just as soon take payment in fresh milk with a 4-inch-deep creamline.  Who wouldn't?

What would you barter for?  What would you offer in exchange for what you want?  Would you consider exchanging services for goods?  I'm telling you right now, I would happily set someone up with a ready-made flock of young laying hens or farm-fresh eggs for the rest of the year, if that someone would just come out here and help me assemble my daughter's swingset!

Any takers?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 02:15:09

Hey, Arkansas--Long Time, No See!

And I'm taking the fact that this blog still exists as an indication that I'm still allowed to post here.  Is that presumptuous?

I'm sorry for the long, long absence, and I will try to make up for it in the months to come.  Things have been...well, harsh.  Difficult.  But that's neither here nor there, in the here and now.  I'm back, and I'll try to stay.



And can I start off by just begging you to get to one of the theaters with 3D screens, and seeing "Coraline" in all its glorious RealD splendor?  PLEASE.  This is NOT your parents' 3-D.  This is 3D in digital high-definition, shot so artfully that you'll swear you could step right into each frame.  Seriously--even the glasses are better!



You're welcome to read the review I wrote of the film for BlogHer, but suffice it to say that "Coraline" in 3D earned an upping of every thumb in our entire party.  It's got about another week and a half to play on the 3D screens before it gets bumped off by the Jonas Brothers movie.  You heard me.  So please, support this amazing artwork--go now!

In the meantime, the unseasonably warm weather has my hens kicked into overdrive.  Won't you all please come over for omelets?  Or at least give me some good egg recipes?

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 - 23:15:17

Awestruck!

I'm only just now, as President-Elect Barack Obama prepares to make his victory speech, beginning to relax emotionally, and realizing how very beaten-down and pessimistic I have felt for the last eight years, particularly the last four. Deep down, I really didn't believe this could happen--that the incumbent power would ALLOW it to happen. That we could have, for a blessed change, a voice of compassion, kindness, and thoughtful intelligence in the White House once more.I honestly believed it would be taken from us, yet again...that Americans would succumb to the campaign of fear, separatism, and bigotry that's been playing out all over the country. Even as I type this, I'm still thinking of the possibility of the "official" results changing after I post this entry.

On a personal level, for the last eight years, I've had a gutful of having my faith hijacked by a party of hatred and division, people flying the "Christian" banner while displaying behavior so un-Christ-like that it seemed at times they must be reading some Bizarro World version of the New Testament. And yes, abortion = bad. Very bad. But there are OTHER BAD THINGS IN THE WORLD. And not being afraid of The Gay does put me in a minority as a Southern Baptist, but so be it. I'd rather keep company with a tolerant and loving Jesus than, oh, I dunno...Pat Buchanan.

I let Bella stay up until the major swing-states were called. To get her to go to bed, I had to promise to TiVo Obama's acceptance speech. I could not believe how interested and engaged she was in the whole process. She was listening to the reports, and reading the "crawl" along the bottom of the screen, shouting out each new posting of electoral votes. I hope that this is something she remembers for the rest of her life, because she experienced history in the making. When I voted, she watched, and pushed the final button that cast my ballot for Obama--for hope instead of fear. Hope for HER.

I've been afraid to let myself hope that this could really happen. That maybe America can return to a place where we will not be hated globally. That we can move FORWARD for a change, and do good instead of just looking out for number one. That our "two Americas" can get back to being the One America that it was before the politics of fear and divisiveness choked the hope and charity out of her. That, perhaps, Bella's generation will one day be known as "the greatest generation." Lord knows we're due for one.

I love my Republican friends and family. That has never changed. But, guys? You've had eight years of having things your way, and you have to admit, it's just gotten worse and worse. At this point, even if Obama pulled a Carter, we would still be moving in the right direction for the future, because another correction would be bound to occur.

Signing off now to give my full attention to the best speech I could possibly have hoped for, with this thought, borrowed tonight from my Republican friend Mandajuice, who was truly happy for her Democrat friends this evening, and has shown remarkable grace throughout this difficult election process:

RED OR BLUE, I LOVE YOU.

Now, let's do this thing. TOGETHER. Let's get purple, people.

Saturday, August 02, 2008 - 17:55:28

Chesapeake: "For The Good of" WHO? (UPDATED)



Those "For the good of Arkansas" ads are really starting to cheese me off.  A couple of weeks ago, I received a call from a friend, asking if I'd like to have her beautiful Ameraucana (the "Easter Egg Chicken") hens.  It seems that Chesapeake set up camp on the lot next door, cut down all the trees, installed a drill, and much more.  The constant noise, she said, was too upsetting for her much-loved birds, and she'd made the decision to let them go to a new home rather than continue to see them stressed out on a daily basis.  She was in tears over the decision, but couldn't see any other humane option.  She kept her more laid-back Orpington and other hens, who didn't seem as bothered by the 24/7 racket next door.

I was totally unprepared for the scene at my friend's home when I went to pick up the five hens.  The first thing that hit me like a punch in the face was the NOISE.  Dear God, the noise.  I couldn't believe that noise like that could even be LEGAL in a residential neighborhood.  It was deafening, and non-stop.  We couldn't have a normal conversation, but had to shout at each other the entire time.

Moving around to the back yard, you find the defaced acreage next door.  There's no escaping it, actually.  Apparently, promises were made on the front end...promises of visual screening, noise-baffling, etc.  Those promises were not kept.  This picture was taken as I stood next to my friend's tidy, adorable chicken coop.





Up until Chesapeake showed up, this entire area was forested.  Those few remaining trees mark the edge of the property line.  In other words, the only reason those trees are still standing is that they are actually on my friend's property.  Oh, and all those trees that were cut down?  Were they at least harvested for building, or, heck, even for firewood?  Of course not!  They were burned on-site.  Way to go, Chesapeake.



I just stared in disbelief at all the destruction, the ugliness.  I couldn't believe the noise.  I couldn't believe that this is even legal to do.  Not the drilling, the deforestation, etc., but the depriving innocent people of the quiet enjoyment of their home--isn't that a right we all have?  I mean, I live out in the country, BUT, if I started blasting a stereo a full volume non-stop around the clock, wouldn't the sheriff come out and make me STOP, on behalf of my neighbors?  Of course he would--and SHOULD.

The owners of the property where the drilling is taking place are being compensated financially, of course.  But what of the poor innocents who own, and live on, the adjoining property?  They don't have the right to a minute's peace, or any compensation for the loss of food-producing livestock, or just the simple ability to live a NORMAL life for the duration of Chesapeake's involvement in the area?  I truly don't get it, and wish someone would explain to me HOW this is, in any way, right...or even legal.  I thought there were protections in place in America against things like this.  I really did.  What a fool I was.

My friend is a nervous wreck from the constant stress of the noise, and has had to deal with prowlers peering in her windows since Chesapeake's (or whoever they subcontracted to) employees took up residence in mobile homes on the job site.  I feel terrible for her, and helpless.  I want to DO something more than just provide a peaceful home for her birds...but at least I was able to do that.  Five lovely hens came home with me that day, and seem to have adjusted nicely at our place, where it is blissfully quiet...at least until a utility company comes to MY neighborhood.



A SAD UPDATE:  Since my visit, the living conditions at my friend's home have worsened exponentially.  I'm forwarding the details, along with the name of the contact person from Chesapeake who has been backpedaling on his promises to the residents of this area, to Max, in hopes that he'll know what questions to ask and who to ask them of, and at least maybe shine a light on the REALITY of what happens to your life when Chesapeake moves into your neighborhood.



I'm updating just to add these pictures of what the view from the backyard was like BC (Before Chesapeake).





Sunday, July 27, 2008 - 10:35:59

Nothing Better Than A Watermelon Pickle



Another brief installment in what is becoming a series of my exploits in taking the parts of food I'd normally throw out and putting them in jars to eat instead, I give you the luscious watermelon pickle.  And I tell you, in all honesty, that if I can do this?  An addled monkey can do this.  So go make some pickles while the watermelon rind is abundant.  You'll thank me later.

Reflections on a Gift of Watermelon Pickle Received from a Friend Called Felicity

During that summer
When unicorns were still possible;
When the purpose of knees
Was to be skinned;
When shiny horse chestnuts
(Hollowed out
Fitted with straws
Crammed with tobacco
Stolen from butts
In family ashtrays)
Were puffed in green lizard silence
While straddling thick branches
Far above and away
From the softening effects
Of civilization;

During that summer--
Which may never have been at all;
But which has become more real
Than the one that was--
Watermelons ruled.

Thick imperial slices
Melting frigidly on sun-parched tongues
Dribbling from chins;
Leaving the best part,
The black bullet seeds,
To be spit out in rapid fire
Against the wall
Against the wind
Against each other;

And when the ammunition was spent,
There was always another bite:
It was a summer of limitless bites,
Of hungers quickly felt
And quickly forgotten
With the next careless gorging.

The bites are fewer now.
Each one is savored lingeringly,
Swallowed reluctantly.

But in a jar put up by Felicity,
The summer which maybe never was
Has been captured and preserved.
And when we unscrew the lid
And slice off a piece
And let it linger on our tongue:
Unicorns become possible again.

~John Tobias

Friday, July 25, 2008 - 23:15:51

You Did WHAT With Those Purple-Hull Peas?

So, there I was, home from the Cabot Farmer's Market last Saturday with a whole heap of beautiful purple-hull peas, and only one known recipe for cooking them: Hoppin' John.  I got online, and in short order found myself at the website of the Emerson, Arkansas Purple-Hull Pea Festival & World Championship Rotary Tiller Race.  It was there that I was introduced to the idea of making jelly from the hulls of these distinctly Southern field peas, and further searching turned up many, many recipes for just such a concoction.  I was intrigued by this statement on one recipe site:

"Purple hull peas produce grape flavored jelly. White crowder peas produce honey flavored jelly. Lady peas make apple jelly; and by combining the hulls of crowder, purple, whippoorwill and lady peas a plum tasting jelly results."

Well, that was a challenge I simply couldn't pass up.  I had to find out if I could, indeed, make "grape" jelly with humble purple-hull peas.  The recipe I adapted from a few sources follows.  The verdict?  There is definitely a "grapey" flavor.  Not deep and intense as if from actual grapes...more subtle.  But when my husband came in after I'd cooked the jelly, I had him tastes some.  "It's good!" he said.  I asked him what flavor he thought it was.  He looked around the kitchen for visual clues, and not finding any, guessed, "Grape?"  Success!

hulls and their jelly

before & after

After shelling purple-hull peas, save the hulls, and wash them at least three times.

washing hulls

Pack clean hulls into a heavy pot, and cover with about 5 cups of water.

pack hulls into a heavy pot, cover with water

Boil hulls until tender. It's not the hulls you're concerned with--it's the purplish "tea" that you're making of the boiling water. Steep those babies until the water's pretty and purple.

steamy

Strain the "tea" from boiling the hulls, and pour 4 cups of it back into the saucepan.

strain liquid from boiling hulls into saucepan

Bring juice to a boil, then add 1 package of Sure-Jell (fruit pectin). Return liquid to a rolling boil, and add 5 cups of sugar.

boil, add pectin, boil, add sugar, boil, simmer

Return liquid to a rolling boil again, and boil for 15 minutes. Remove from heat and set aside for 5 minutes. Skim. Pour into hot, sterilized jars, seal, and process in a water-bath for 5 minutes. Set jars aside on a towel for 24 hours.

strain into jars, seal

Saturday, July 12, 2008 - 01:37:36

This State Is Bustin' Out All Over Right Now. Get Out In It.

some like the thrill; some like to chill

Well, seven of us (Mom, sister, nephew, brother-in-law, Husband, Daughter, Myself) headed up to Greers Ferry Lake to spend the day out on the water. And I will just mention, to satisfy this month's NaBloPoMo "food" theme, that picnic lunches are where the whole locavore thing falls apart, for me. Look, sometimes, I just need some nice fresh bread and stuff to go on it that people will eat, and I don't want to spend 7 hours the day before preparing it all from scratch, or driving around two counties buying it. We formed an assembly line, and slapped together a bunch of sandwiches, bagging and labeling them for the cooler. That was pretty much what we ate that day. As it turned out, we were way too busy to eat, anyway.

First and foremost, some boating and tubing. Some of us have, shall we say, the hang of this.

watching

Arkansas, in case you don't know, is beautiful.

bluffs along Greers Ferry, middle-fork? South Fork?

Some swimming at the above spot, and then more tubing. Nephew was a good enough sport to allow his much smaller cousin to ride with him. I'm not sure, but I THINK she appreciated it. She MIGHT have had a good time, but really, how can you be sure?

fun

Did I mention that Arkansas is beautiful? I might not have stressed the fact enough.

gratuitous flag shot

We had this spot all to ourselves for most of the afternoon. I can't even describe the peace, pleasure and wonder of just this place. It was like a little miracle. We couldn't bail out of the boat fast enough to all get in that waterfall. Husband was good enough to float in on "Big Mable" and get some nice pictures. Did I play? You know I did.

playing in the waterfall

top of the falls

Well, of COURSE I did

grayson & mom in the falls

andrea & bella

I may not be able to afford the BlogHer conference in San Francisco this year, but you know what? This, I can have for free, not more than an hour from my front door. This planet of ours, it's something else. This state of mine, I just have to love it, despite oppressive heat and humidity, choking pollen, and legendary biting insects.

So, after the waterfall blissfest, it was time for some adrenalin. Luckily we had the boys for that. With BIL driving the boat, and Husband and Nephew on the tube, it was just a contest of wills--a battle of the hangers-on versus the slinger-off. Husband didn't help matters much with what my sister referred to as his "barbaric YOP," either. I think I heard phrases like "Is that all you GOT?" and "BRING IT ON!!!"

I think this was a challenge

BIL brought it. At one point, I heard my sister asking her husband to "please remember that our CHILD is also out there." I don't believe, judging by his expression, that said child shared her concerns, however. You'd think, from this shot, that this is a guy about to take a drink, wouldn't you?

point of no return?

Well, YOU'D BE WRONG. Say what you will about my husband, he is nothing if not tenacious. He actually came BACK from that near-sling-off, and got re-seated. That lull didn't last long, though.

here we go again

slingshot part 1

slingshot part 2

resolution

This literally went on until they BROKE THE TOW-ROPE. And they were fastening on another one, when...we ran out of gas. Out. Of. Gas. In the middle of the lake, surrounded by, well...no one.

where we ran out of gas

Just to make it clear that we're not a bunch of dopes, I give you Exhibit A: LYING, PUNK FUEL-GAUGE.

LYING fuel gauge

Remember when I told you how beautiful Arkansas is? Well, I should also report that Arkansans are friendly. And helpful. And kind. We were stranded for all of about 29 seconds, before we managed to flag down a boat from across the lake. These lovely people and their miniature dachshunds came to our rescue.

the very nice people who towed us home

I can't even tell you how painless it was--a potentially horrible situation resolved instantly, merely through the kindness of strangers. Here is exactly how it went down: We waved. Boatload of strangers came over immediately. We said, "Our fuel gauge is malfunctioning, and we're out of gas!" Their immediate response: "Need a tow?"

tow

And so it was, that a boat full of generous souls surrendered a good portion of their precious tank of gas, along with one of the last hours of daylight on the final day of a holiday weekend in order to tow a stranded boat full of strangers all the way to their home landing.

hitching a ride

If you know these people, thank them for us. The would accept nothing from us in return for their good deed but a promise to pay the favor forward to the next strangers in need we encounter. That, we can do.

Husband and BIL somehow got our boat loaded back up, which is no easy task with no engine power, and we left the water for the day. It was a good day, a good weekend, a good time to be alive and a great place to be living.

Whether you venture afar, or stick close to home, I hope you all have a wonderful summer.

happy independence day from the lake

Thursday, July 03, 2008 - 04:01:13

Fried Green Tomatoes: Hello, Summer!

The National Blog Posting Month theme for July is "food," so this seemed like a good cause to kick back into gear for summer:  Fried Green Tomatoes.  This is a dish that has as many variations as it does people who cook it, and I'd love to hear yours.

This recipe almost doesn't need words, but I'll use a FEW. Get some of these (I got mine from the Certified Arkansas Farmer's Market in North Little Rock):

dinner

I have actually had people tell me that they couldn't find "this kind" of tomatoes, only the red ones. Well, these are the red ones. They're just not ripe yet. The rest of you quit laughing. There are actually people who have never seen a tomato before it hits the grocery store, where it's probably arrived from Mexico or California. Green tomatoes are apple-firm and wonderful to work with. A lot of people seem to prefer the ones that have just a hint of pink blush forming, but I like the pure greenies. I like fried pickles, too, though, so take that into account when you select your degree of green-ness.

Slice 'em up. I like to do them at an angle instead of straight across the middle, but that's just me. I promise the tomato-slicing police will not show up at your house if you do it differently.

sliced

Have a shallow dish of buttermilk, salted and peppered to taste, at hand, and as you slice the tomatoes, add the slices to the buttermilk. They don't have to soak or marinate, but a couple extra minutes couldn't hurt, right?

salt, pepper, buttermilk

In another shallow dish, combine equal parts cornmeal or cornmeal mix, and flour. Take the tomato slices from the buttermilk, and dredge them in the flour mixture. I usually just lay the wet slices onto the flour, cover them, and lightly press the flour mixture into the tomato a little.

flour & cornmeal

Cook in hot oil until golden-brown, then turn them over and brown the other side. The tomato slices will soften as they cook, but don't let them get all mushy. If your slices are no more than 1/4-inch thick, they should get done about the time your coating is golden-brown.

hot oil

Drain slices separately on layers of paper towels, or in a wire basket or on a rack (though that won't get as much oil out as draining on paper), and serve HOT. We like ours with cold ranch dressing, but I'd love to hear any other ways of enjoying fried green tomatoes.

fried green tomatoes

fried green tomatoes!!

An alternate, and equally acceptable method is to simply dredge very thin green tomato slices in seasoned cornmeal mix and then fry them. That should get you a result like these slices, from a popular Arkansas country restaurant (can you guess where?). Also yummy, if greasier and floppier.

fried green tomatoes

Sunday, May 18, 2008 - 21:54:05

BlogHer Scores Exclusive Sit-Down With Obama



My good friend and BlogHer and Huffington Post Contributing Editor, Erin Kotecki Vest, was able to sit down with Senator Barack Obama this weekend, to directly ask questions that were chosen by BlogHer members.  I'm button-popping proud of Erin and all of my BlogHer compatriots, and it's a good interview, with real answers.  Let's hope the other candidates follow Obama's lead and provide a similar opportunity for us to get to know them a little better.

BlogHer EXCLUSIVE: Barack Obama Answers Policy Questions From Women Who Blog

BlogHer reaches over 9 million women every month now, and boasts a publishing syndicate (of which I'm part) that is 1,800 blogs strong. 

Just for the heck of it, a couple of Arkansas BlogHer affiliates that you might well enjoy reading are two of my daily favorites:

Notes To Self: Culture. Soul. Laundry.

Arkie Mama: Barefoot, Breeding, and Medicated


Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 21:54:00

Buy Me Some Peanuts And Crackerjack

The fam, along with a goodly portion of our church membership, caught an Arkansas Travelers minor-league baseball game at the super-fancy new ballpark in North Little Rock the other night, and had a great time. I think my favorite part was watching my mom explain the basics of the game to my daughter, who was fascinated.

lessons in baseball2

lessons in baseball7

lessons in baseball8

lessons in baseball6

I didn't care if we ever got back, but Alex got really tired around the 7th-inning stretch, so we headed home early. Travs won, in their first-ever game against Arkansas' other minor-league team, the Northwest Arkansas Naturals. (OK, it was only with typing that out that I realized the cleverness of that team's name--not just a reference to Arkansas as "The Natural State," but also a nod to the Robert Redford film, "The Natural." Nice.)
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