Monday, July 21, 2008 - 18:35:35

The Red Stockings do Arkansaw

Lord knows I don't condone the Red Sox Nation, but this is pretty freaking cool, as is this.

If you know what's good for you, you'll stick the Smithsonian flickr feed on your RSS forthwith.

Thursday, July 17, 2008 - 16:22:31

Sooie (7-17-08)



Cocaine exits the system within three to five days. Random tests are all but helpless to detect it. Serious people are ready to admit that the drug enjoys widespread use in professional sports.

I just don't like being taken for a fool. The theater drives me batty. [read more]

Wednesday, July 09, 2008 - 21:30:25

Sooie (7-10-08)

I was in my hometown of Crossett all last week for the funeral of a former Razorback. He had died on Sunday night — Wallace Wayne Jackson, class of '64. You wouldn't know his name. You won't see him in any team pictures. His stats aren't in the books. He was no bench-warmer — just ended up playing out his life off the field. [read more]

Monday, July 07, 2008 - 11:22:40

53 Days & Counting

Sunday, June 29, 2008 - 10:59:04

Stacy Lewis Storms the LPGA


Frick some scoliosis.

You might have heard by now, but the former Hog is currently whooping that ass in her debut:

The world will awake Sunday morning to news that Lewis is the 54-hole leader at the 63rd U.S. Women's Open, and that may surprise many. It doesn't surprise Dale Lewis, nor does it astound his 23-year-old daughter in the least.

Even if it is her very first tournament as a professional.

Friday, June 27, 2008 - 18:12:17

Addendum: McFadden Clearly a Badass


To add a little umph to this week's column, in which I purposefully tried to give as much space to the other draftees, here's a short report by two fantasy analysts about D-Mac's prospects. Someone once said that if you want to get the real news that you should read the business papers, because those guys have cash money riding on events. Well, if you want straight talk about rookie prospects, check into fantasy predictions. They may not have (much) money riding on their analysis, but I can guarantee there's an awful lot of stat-monkey ego involved.

The first guy is just nuts, but the usually trustworthy Andy Behrens is hot for D-Mac, quoting Raiders blogger Jerry McDonald to poo-poo the folks who think McFadden will be overtaken by his fellow backs:

[McFadden] has lined up as an I-formation tailback, lined up as a single back, been split out as a wide receiver, lined up in the slot, and gone in motion. He's also taken shotgun snaps... It will be Fargas and Bush that fit in around McFadden.


Sounds about right.

Friday, June 27, 2008 - 17:57:59

Sonny's Rocky Mountain High


Congrats to Sonny Weems, who was drafted to the guard-happy Bulls and subsequently traded to Denver for a 2009 second-round draft pick. Both Sonny and the Nuggets seem thrilled with the transaction. Nobody wants to share a locker room with Joakim Noah, better known in Eternia as Skeletor.


Led Castle Grayskull to two galactic championships in a row.


Where's Darian headed? Ervin packed his bags for Europe yet?  Surely somebody will pick up Hill for some spare peanuts?

Thursday, June 26, 2008 - 15:32:37

Sooie (6-26-08)

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Coming to an arrested adolescent near you.

I manage to get excited about professional football and basketball exactly twice in each season:

1.) The playoffs (in the case of the NBA, the last hundred days or so).

2.) When a former Razorback takes the field or court. [more]

Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 11:58:00

Sooie (6-13-08)


Coaches don't betray people.  Sixteen-year-old girls betray people.

Derek Braunecker has everyone in a tizzy with his account of the Petrino hire, as related to “The Sports Animals,” Shawn Arnell and the DemGaz editor Wally Hall. Braunecker's story paints the new Razorback coach's hire in a much more sympathetic light than we've seen from the media thus far. Braunecker claims that Petrino and his agent, Russ Campbell, had the green light from Arthur Blank and the Falcons management prior to the sentencing of Michael Vick on dogfighting charges. Blank withdrew his blessing based on the advice of his public relations department. [more]

Saturday, June 07, 2008 - 15:23:39

Clearing the Benches, Japanese-Style


I despise Coco Crisp, not only for his childish antics, but also for stealing two starts from Jimmy Shields and my fantasy team. However, the surfacing of the above video almost makes up for it all. That is the funniest shit I've seen since the dramatic hamster and Boom Goes the Dynamite.

Via The Big Lead.



R E L A T E D:  The NBA would be having a conniption fit right about now. Why is baseball different? Couldn't possibly be a race thing... Right?


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Friday, June 06, 2008 - 09:55:02

McFadden Gets an Upgrade

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No longer flashy enough.

The other day I could swear I saw Darren McFadden driving down my street. Actually, I could swear I saw that car. Seconds later, I realized that there is absolutely no way McFadden still drives that thing. He had already switched to the Escalade over Christmas, even before the draft. God knows he's piloting some sort of flossed-out spaceship right about now. No need  to be all sentimental for the Crown Vic. Especially after finally signing his contract....


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Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 17:04:55

Forsythe to San Diego Padres

The image

Logan Forsythe has been drafted by the Padres. According to mlb.com, he was picked at #46. Here's to a long career.


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Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 16:35:01

The Hogs in Pop Culture #324

I recently received a package from a buddy in Georgia--a rabid Bulldogs fan, no less. I haven't seen him in a while, and we're in and out of touch. Other than tolerating his Georgia-ness and indulging his love for classic Hall & Oates at the occasional barbecue, I don't know what I've ever done to deserve this.

His package contained three Band-related LPs: Helena-native Levon Helm's American Son and Levon Helm & the RCO All-Stars, as well as the Band-proper's late covers album, Moondog Matinee. I had Levon's two albums, though certainly not on vinyl, but I had never heard Moondog.  My access to it was limited to stray tracks on a boxed set. Apparently, my buddy had never heard it either, but he "figured, above all, [I] need the picture of Helm in the Razorback shirt":

Pretty perceptive for a Bulldogs fan.  That Lascaux-like Hog on Levon's chest would make for some tattoo.

Here's a track off of American Son in honor of my generous Georgian buddy.




Thursday, June 05, 2008 - 15:49:11

Sooie (6-5-08)

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Another man done gone.

The Diamond Hogs put together some valiant efforts over the weekend, keeping games close enough against quality opponents to justify their inclusion in the tournament field. They just couldn't get all of their pistons firing at the same time this season. Their phenomenal production early in the season, including Aaron Murphree's remarkable spree of 12 round-trippers, came at a time when they couldn't muster a competitive rotation or consistent middle relief. And the eventual equilibrium from the pitching staff late in the season coincided with a struggling line-up. [more]



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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 21:28:17

I'll Trade you a Plastic Baggie Full of Captain Crunch for a Bo Jackson Future Star

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Heartbreaking, and not only for the unrealized potential.

Remember those big plastic clear things that screwed together over your treasured Bash Brothers baseball card?  Ah, lost innocence.  I used to run a regular racket on my fellow middle schoolers--a Becket under my arm and a mouthful of stale bubble gum, flipping through my over-stuffed binder like a king--but I never managed to get that coveted Ken Griffey, Jr.  Upper Deck rookie card.  Little did we know then, gushing over the slick-looking upstart that made the '87 Topps woodgrain set look oh-so-quaint, that the birth of Upper Deck was the beginning of the end for baseball card collectors. 

A young kid at Pecanland Mall down in Monroe, LA parlayed a dinky kiosk call Cards, Coins, & Collectibles into a real-deal walk-in storefront in little over a year, I slobbered over every new ultra-collectible, gold-trimmed, puffy card, and adults began slowly and methodically screwing everything up.  (I recently saw a good friend--a brilliant, fifty-something professor of literature--try to unload five complete sets of '91 Upper Decks at a garage sale.  He couldn't give those things away.)  What has me on this jaunt down a memory lane littered with creased cardboard rectangles?  Because I noticed an article the subject of which is so intuitive and resonant that I wrote this entry before even reading it.  Now, let's see what Slate has to say.

UPDATE: This guy lost me right here:

Despite Griffey's illustrious career—some might call it disappointing relative to all the hype....

Sure, this is just a throwaway line, almost literally a parenthetical, but he's way off base.  Ken Griffey, Jr.'s career is nothing less than a tragedy.

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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 00:05:32

Root Hog or Die: A Razorback Mixtape

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 12:06:07

A Petty Concern

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"I like every dog 'cept Smokey and Uga. 
Those dudes can kiss my puppy ass."

People who know me know that I'm pretty effing lame over my new puppy, and my fiancée even moreso.  Daisy Mae's gone from 7 lbs to 20 lbs in a little over 6 weeks, so we recently had to buy her a new collar.  I chose a bright orange reflective one, as we'll be doing a lot of camping and I'm more than a little nostalgic for the hunter's orange collars that the dogs of my youth always wore.

Everything was peachy until she ran into a Tennessee fan. I dropped ten bucks on her new, SEC-neutral collar the same day. Why not a Razorbacks collar?  Because those are for gamedays.

Speaking of Razorback apparel, thanks to the Fayetteville Flyer, I'm now the proud owner of this bitchin' timepiece:


Wednesday, May 28, 2008 - 10:24:20

Petrino Pledges His Love, Compares Hotlanta to "Misery"

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"I'll be loving you forEVER / As long as you want me to be..."

If you're looking for reportorial acumen, right here's the last place you should be. Go over to Brandon Marcello's Slophouse blog instead.  Marcello's a real deal journo and always has his nose to the ground.  His most recent entry points to some good reading at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution about, what else, the Falcons and their own personal Judas, whom they caught up with while he was in Destin, FL for the annual SEC spring meetings. The article itself is rather cathartic, but Marcello isolates the pullquote moste relevant to hog fans:

“I feel like this needs to be my last job,” said Petrino, who took Louisville to a BCS bowl before leaving for the Falcons after the 2006 season. “Professionally, there’s no question that’s how it needs to be. And that’s also what I want.”

We'll see.  If he gives us three years or thirty, he was the right hire. I'd only worry if the Tennessee job came open in the next couple seasons. Petrino's contract explicitly prohibits him from seeking employment in the SEC East (though I hear the clause is not exactly airtight).  The West, however, is wide open.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 - 16:25:21

BOOM-SHOCKA-LOCKA

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This is where Jay Bruce's photo would be if he
had played a single day in the major leagues.

I'm only posting this because that crazy old word went through my head. That word went through my head because some maroon just traded me Roy Halladay for Jay Bruce. If you don't play fantasy baseball, please ignore the following entry.  If you do play, here's your extra dose of dork for the day.

Roy Halladay
 81 IP. 3.11 ERA. 62 Ks. 10 BBs.  0.98 WHIP.

Jay Bruce
Um, nothing on record in the majors.  He gets his first start tonight.

Here's how this works:
  1.  I snatch Jay Bruce off the free agents list as soon as I get word he's being called up, essentially for free (I have to drop Sidney Ponson to make space).
  2. One day later, somebody offers me ROY FREAKING HALLADAY for an unproven center fielder.
  3. I think to myself, "Boom-shocka-locka!"
I haven't heard that word since the seventh grade.

Boom. Shocka. Locka.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 - 13:14:42

Found by Accident

This Week's IssueCover Story
LR's first church
Date: 7/24/2008
By: Dale Ingram

In membership, Fellowship Bible Church is No. 1. Thank God, its leaders say. Meanwhile, other LR churches follow different paths. /more/
>> The little church that could
>> Mosaic: A church home for 'outsiders'
>> Banana pudding and Brother Howard

The Insider
Next movie
Date: 7/24/2008
By: Arkansas Times Staff

Craig and Brent Renaud, Little Rock's famous documentarians, have a project in the works that's a natural followup to "Off to War," their award-winning depiction of Arkansas citizen soldiers in Iraq. /more/

Arkansas Reporter
Vaccine exemptions worry doctor
Date: 7/24/2008
By: John C. Williams

Recent media reports on a national measles outbreak overemphasized the impact of the disease in Arkansas, state Health Department officials say. /more/

Editorial
Bipartisan virtue
Date: 7/24/2008
By: Arkansas Times Staff

Extremism in support of private insurers is no virtue, and President Bush was defiantly unvirtuous in resisting a Medicare bill that preserves and strengthens government-funded health care for elderly Americans. /more/

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