OMG – IT’S ON!
I heads-upped you in my previous post (below) but the day arrived TODAY! In the form of my contracts from WM / E in Beverly Hills!
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OPENING DOWN UNDER
Never one to call attention to myself, I’ve mentioned my national tour of a few years ago in “Split Ends: The Tammy Wynette Story” only once before, here.
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THE DOCTOR IS OUT: TO LUNCH
The Arkansas-Democrat’s Sunday (Feb. 28) Guest Column, “Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t serve,” by George Schroeder, M.D., begins with a dream, ends with a lie and begs the question, “Why?”
The dreamer, Dr. Schroeder (“I dreamed . . .)
EXCLUSIVE! THE TOMB OF THE ÜBERTROLLS
ARKANSAS MAX AND THE TOMB OF THE ÜBERTROLLS
A tale beyond comprehension begins nearly 4,000 years ago, yet it’s timely as today’s Teabaggers.
“VILLAGE OF THE DARNED”
Main Street’s fondly-remembered heyday in Little Rock was over 50 years ago. The glory days of Blass’s, Pfeifer’s, Kempner’s and Cohn’s. Arkansas’ exciting Capital – The Rock!
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ARKANSAS' NEW ABORTION LAW
Arkansas lawmakers apparently feel this will help women and their physicians make a wrenching personal decision.
2010 - YEAR OF THE TIGER
The Chinese New Year begins on February 14 – Year of the Tiger / Fixed Element Wood.
SAY WHAT? . . .
It’s been so Christmassy these past few weeks I’m pretty much beyond blessed and party-pooped.
MERRY CHRISTMAS RAZORBABIES!
Though not a virgin, I play one in this year’s Nativity pageant at my niece’s school.
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AWARD NOT GIVEN TO WINNER NOT THERE!
AP Little Rock, Ar. – Judge Ellen and Max Brantley accept the Norma Bates Authentic Heirloom Collectors' Edition Plaque of Excellence Award on behalf of “Huckabee Haiku” Winner Hugh Mann from Norma Bates Wednesday at the award luncheon at Bates’ home.
AND THE WINNER IS . . .
HUGH MANN!2009'S WINNERAP Little Rock, Ar. -- Arkansas Times newbie blogger Hugh Mann won 2009's coveted Authentic Heirloom Collectors' Edition Norma Bates Plaque of Excellence Award for the "Huckabee Haiku" sweepstakes midnight Wednesday with this memorably profound entry:“Reach out upward palm.
POLLS ARE OPEN!
HUCKABEE HAIKU CONTEST FINALISTS! Today's your last day to vote!
JURY'S OUT ON "HUCKABEE HAIKUS!"
Glad the Jury's not ME! Scan the amusing / amazing "Huckabee Haikus" in the previous thread and TRY to pick just five finalists!
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HUCKABEE HAIKU CONTEST! . . .
“At last, the contest
Razorbabies die to win
Each Fall – hoarding nuts.” Contest's OVER!
TAKE TWO ASPIRIN, ROBOCALL ME IN THE MORNING . . .
Arkansas Sen. Blanche Lincoln contemplates bleak future, hard choices, in face of re-election campaign diagnosis.LINCOLN JOB PERFORMANCE PCCC POLL: Sen. Lincoln has 41% favorable, 49% unfavorable rating.
TO YOUR HEALTH! . . .
Oh say can you see . . .
FEEL THE LOVE . . .
I not only can’t stop the music, I can’t swallow this homoerotic Republican two-step.
BLANCHING WITH THE STARS? . . .
We get it, Blinc, my darling. And no doubt Doctor (Dinc, to intimates on the circuit) loves the new you.
ALL ALONE? . . .
Here’s Nobel Prize Winning President Barack Obama (offspring of an interracial marriage that was illegal, for “traditional” “religious” bigotry, in mostly southern states when he was born), addressing the Human Rights Campaign yesterday in 2009, on minority (LGBT) equality in America.
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