A Damsel in Distress

OMG – IT’S ON!

  I heads-upped you in my previous post (below) but the day arrived TODAY! In the form of my contracts from WM / E in Beverly Hills!

OPENING DOWN UNDER

  Never one to call attention to myself, I’ve mentioned my national tour of a few years ago in “Split Ends: The Tammy Wynette Story” only once before, here.

THE DOCTOR IS OUT: TO LUNCH

      The Arkansas-Democrat’s Sunday (Feb. 28) Guest Column, “Don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t serve,” by George Schroeder, M.D., begins with a dream, ends with a lie and begs the question, “Why?”   The dreamer, Dr. Schroeder (“I dreamed . . .)

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS SNO-CONES IN BEVERLY HILLS

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EXCLUSIVE! THE TOMB OF THE ÜBERTROLLS

  ARKANSAS MAX AND THE TOMB OF THE ÜBERTROLLS   A tale beyond comprehension begins nearly 4,000 years ago, yet it’s timely as today’s Teabaggers.

“VILLAGE OF THE DARNED”

    Main Street’s fondly-remembered heyday in Little Rock was over 50 years ago. The glory days of Blass’s, Pfeifer’s, Kempner’s and Cohn’s. Arkansas’ exciting Capital – The Rock!

ARKANSAS' NEW ABORTION LAW

Arkansas lawmakers apparently feel this will help women and their physicians make a wrenching personal decision.

2010 - YEAR OF THE TIGER

  The Chinese New Year begins on February 14 – Year of the Tiger / Fixed Element Wood.
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SAY WHAT? . . .

It’s been so Christmassy these past few weeks I’m pretty much beyond blessed and party-pooped.

MERRY CHRISTMAS RAZORBABIES!

  Though not a virgin, I play one in this year’s Nativity pageant at my niece’s school.

AWARD NOT GIVEN TO WINNER NOT THERE!

      AP Little Rock, Ar. – Judge Ellen and Max Brantley accept the Norma Bates Authentic Heirloom Collectors' Edition Plaque of Excellence Award on behalf of “Huckabee Haiku” Winner Hugh Mann from Norma Bates Wednesday at the award luncheon at Bates’ home.

AND THE WINNER IS . . .

HUGH MANN!2009'S WINNERAP Little Rock, Ar. -- Arkansas Times newbie blogger Hugh Mann won 2009's coveted Authentic Heirloom Collectors' Edition Norma Bates Plaque of Excellence Award for the "Huckabee Haiku" sweepstakes midnight Wednesday with this memorably profound entry:“Reach out upward palm.
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