I’m all about equal rights for same-sex Americans, as you know, and more-importantly all about red-carpet-ready fashion tips. This falls frighteningly short on both counts.

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I love my LGBT (or GLBT – would you make up your minds?) Razorbabies and my straight and Fundie Razorbabies equally.

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So I’m unsure of Martina Navratilova’s increasingly ugly public breakup from not-wife Toni Layton. SO like the previous breakup with not-wife Judy Nelson. Toni had to be “forcibly removed” from one of Martina’s properties. Toni’s team threatens to expose “dark secrets” about Martina unless Toni gets lots of money. Juicy!

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Who are Toni Layton and Judy Nelson? Nobody knows, nobody cares. After all, Martina’s the only thing either non-entity ever did.

 

Yet some in America’s GLBT (or LGBT) community see this as somehow threatening to equal rights progress for same-sex equality. Like Martina hasn’t done enough for that cause over the years.

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Of one thing I AM sure, however. On court or in court – LGBT, GLBT, straight, female, male, atheist or Fundie – nobody fucks with THIS.