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It seems every time I turn around there are all these socialist homosexuals!

 

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I thought they were supposed to be just 5% of the country!

 

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I can’t THINK about anything other than full flaming socialist same-sex equality and marriage! Global warming? Health insurance reform? The economy? Phony wars? Not when there’s a socialist gay takeover!

 

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Thank god Rep. Steve King (R-IA, the Corn Cob State: not to suggest early molestation by a rural man of the cloth) finally confronted the elephant in the living room!

 

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“Not only is it [homosexual equality] a radical social idea, it is a purely socialist concept in the final analysis,” claims King.

 

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It’s all so frighteningly OBVIOUS when you look back on history and the evolution of same-sex socialism, Razorbabies! Use your gaydar!

 

 

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I happen to be in Manhattan at the moment and today a dear friend at lunch referred with impeccable logic to the GOP as the “Gay-O’-Phobe party.”

 

HERE’S the brief yet FULL analysis of Rep. King’s position.

 

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