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A Damsel in Distress

BLANCHE, MARK, VIC, MIKE . . . ?

Maybe I was going too fast at night, or all deers look alike.Wait a minute.

WHAT’S THE POINT? . . .

  A bizzy buzzy whiplash whirlwind week in The Rock, Razorbabies!   Parties, clubbing, live music, Sticky’s, Whitewater, weddings and receptions at Next Level, Jam Night and Ramona at the Afterthought, In Demand at Jazzy’s, fall frocks UPSing to Chenal from my recent Manhattan shopping jaunt . . .
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MADONNA TO MARRY JESUS? . . .

  It’s not what I thought either, thank god. Because THAT would’ve twisted human religious history into a Kabbalah-Catholic Mobius Strip bigger than “The DaVinci Code!”   But no.

GROOMING IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

Durango, Durango. Yours is not the first request I’ve received, as an internationally renowned stylist, to suggest makeover tips for Senator Blanche Lincoln.

HOMOSEXUALS = SOCIALISTS!

  It seems every time I turn around there are all these socialist homosexuals!   I thought they were supposed to be just 5% of the country!

OUT OF THE WOODWORK . . .

  My god! WEEKS ago, when I first began sharing this drivel here for my dedicated Razorbabies, I thought, "This damsel’s diatribes of distress will be infrequent."

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. . . MARCHING AS TO WAR . . .

A straw vote held Saturday at the annual Values Voter Summit in Washington suggests former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is a favorite among religious conservatives to be president in 2012.

LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA! . . .

ONWARD, CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS . . .

NOT A GAY BONE IN HIS BODY . . .

  South Carolina’s Lt. Governor, Andre Bauer, is not gay. He brought up how not gay he is back in June, though nobody had asked.
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EARTH TO ERNIE . . .

  Ernie Unpronounceable, mon cheri, as an international style consultant I CANNOT let this slide.

INSPIRING OLDER RAZORBABIES . . .

If anything, Razorbabies, my mission and motto is Be All You Can Be!   With age, some start doubting their capacity to “make a difference” in the world.

BIG DAWG HAWG!

Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time re-written every line?

AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST . . .

"I'm a hundred. I can do any fucking thing I want."
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FRANK OF ARC

You’ve gotta wonder how a gay man from Massachusetts – Barney Frank –widely considered one of the most powerful members of Congress for 27 years, Chair of the House Financial Services Committee which oversees America’s entire financial services industry including securities, insurance, banking and housing industries and stuff – a portly JEWISH gay Congressman (MOST upsetting in some quarters, Rapturous in others) – sets the template for handling right-wing retards at his Town Hall meetings.

SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? FINE. SAME-SEX BREAKUP? NOT SO MUCH.

I’m all about equal rights for same-sex Americans, as you know, and more-importantly all about red-carpet-ready fashion tips.

FEEL OKAY?

ALL TALKING! ALL TAP-DANCING! ALL WHITE! ALL HERE!

  Know your Reps. Yes, Razorbabies, THIS is the face of Arkansas! All six of ‘em!

HUGE!

  How huge, Razorbabies? I’m not sure even Episcopalians yet realize the enormous long-range impact of their church’s ground-breaking vote (72% FOR) to end their moratorium and once more ordain same-sex priests and begin blessing same-sex marriages (in churches that wish to).

LEROY? . . .

I know you're reading this because we've talked about it in dim quarters over libations.The consensus at your wake at the Afterthought tonight was, "Best wake ever!"Everybody who was ever anybody in Arkansas was there, including Max!
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