Pardon my prurience. But scanning the globe for items of Arkansas interest, I came to the review of a NY steakhouse by Frank Bruni of the New York Times — at a Penthouse Executive Club where the waitresses lap dance and the desserts include a “buttery nipple.”

I’m guessing Prosecutor Gunner DeLay, the genius behind the obscenity penalties bill mentioned earlier, would never allow an operation like this in Fort Smith. Kidding aside, it’s a funny restaurant review. The steaks are great, Bruni reports, as good as the articles in Playboy.