… and I say the hell with it.

On a slow news morning, I note that the Washington Post web page leads with a feature and photo spread on tofurky. Not on my Thanksgiving table, thank you very much. But vegetarians can safely eat the sweet potato casserole, the creamed onions, the cornbread dressing, the relish tray, the rolls, the cranberry sauce, the green beans, the pecan pie and the pumpkin pie.