Mike Huckabee’s latest homily rockets to No. 4 on the New York Times hardback bestseller list.

At least one of the books, if not dozens, was purchased by S.E. Cupp, a young New York Republican and author, who’s written a mash note to The Huckster in Slate. He She loves his show on Fox, for one thing.

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Nights out used to be spent wandering aimlessly through loud and crowded bars, looking for … something. But anything I found at the bottom of a martini glass runs a distant second to a night in with Huck and his kooky band of loveable sound guys and producers. He’s a reassuring nod to a more innocent time, when guys could quote Scripture without getting beat up.

New York City may be teeming with legitimate heartthrobs—hunky model/actor types with more “obvious” good looks. But I go for subtle sex appeal, and the pretty boys are a dime a dozen. I need something real. I need something Arkansan. I need something that lived in a trailer when his house was being redecorated. So move over, Chace Crawford and Zac Efron. There’s a new stud in town, and his name is Mike Huckabee.

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