Santa will be at the Little Rock Zoo Saturday, but to heck with that.
Remember the old jingle about Oscar Mayer Wieners — “I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, etc.?”
The only thing I like better than the weiner are the Oscar Meyer Wienermobiles. Both mini- and maxi-versions, will be at the Zoo for festivities tomorrow (Saturday).
(Confession: For my periodic chili dog feasts, I’ve switched to Bryan Juicy Jumbos, lest you think I’m shilling for a certain brand of tubesteak here.)