The Spa City’s promotions boss, Steve “P.T. Barnum” Arrison is at it again, thumping the drum for Hot Springs’ short but wild St. Patrick’s Day parade. This year, in addition to the San Diego Chicken and a former cast member from “Cheers,” it’s got a theme song, “There’s No One as Irish as Barack O’Bama.”

March 17. 6 p.m. It’ll steal your heart away.