Jesus might love Texas governor and would-be Republican presidential nominee Rick Perry, but his college profs thought he was an idiot. A source has passed The Huffington Post Perry’s transcripts from his time at Texas A&M University and they show he rarely earned anything above a C in his courses, including a D in economics, an F in organic chemistry, a C in Gym and a C in something called “Animal Breeding.” On the plus side, he did get an A in “Military Systems.” Sounds like W’s brother-from-another-mother in the making.