MICHAEL WYATT

  • MICHAEL WYATT

Fox 16 reports Michael Wyatt of Vilonia has been arrested on two misdemeanor counts for allegedly asking to suck two women’s toes.

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Yes, the name’s the same as that from cases of yore, attributed to the Toe Suck Fairy, a play of words on the Toad Suck Ferry near Conway.

A serious question for a lawyer: Is it a crime merely to ask someone for a (presumably) sexual favor? What about a hug? A kiss? Something more intimate? Rude, presumptuous, odd, off-putting, disturbing. Yes.

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