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… A ZEBRA ATTACKS: From KTHV is this

According to Cpl. Steve Hernandez, deputies with the White County Sheriff’s Office were called in reference to a man being attacked by his own zebra. The man is said to have been transferred from White County to UAMS for treatment.

Cpl. Hernandez said because the man owned the zebra, there isn’t much authorities can do at this point

UPDATE: The injured man is White County District Judge Mark Derrick. He was in serious condition Monday afternoon, the Searcy Daily Citizen reported.