What if Revolutionary War hero Casimir Pulaski was a woman? Or maybe even intersex? The possibility has been raised in new research. Calling Sens. Jason Rapert and Mark Johnson.

If confirmed, surely Rapert would get in his pickup and hie himself down to Little Rock to remove the bust of the cross-dresser from the courthouse. Johnson might have to rethink that bill of his that just got out of the Senate yesterday. It prevents removal or relocation of historic statues. Some more exceptions might have to be allowed that take into account, say, protection of religious beliefs and such.