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How much of downtown real estate should be devoted simply to parked cars? Not so much, city planners across the country write. Beside the fact that parking lots aren’t the highest use of urban property, asphalt expanses create unappealing dead zones. But, as Little Rock Planning Director Jamie Collins said recently, “Arkansas is a strong property rights state,” meaning it’s unlikely Little Rock is going to restrict surface parking except in designated historic areas.
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I ink, therefore I am — from Arkansas.
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The 411 on Little Rock's new e-scooters.
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'Compromise is not a bad word,' the freshman legislator from Fayetteville says.
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