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Inconsequential News Quiz: “Forget It, Jake. It’s Marion County” Edition

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Little Rock's downtown is mostly parking lots

How much of downtown real estate should be devoted simply to parked cars? Not so much, city planners across the country write. Beside the fact that parking lots aren’t the highest use of urban property, asphalt expanses create unappealing dead zones. But, as Little Rock Planning Director Jamie Collins said recently, “Arkansas is a strong property rights state,” meaning it’s unlikely Little Rock is going to restrict surface parking except in designated historic areas.

Inconsequential News Quiz: Give Me Tacos, or Give Me Death Edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Shoes, shoes, shoes Edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Dastardly Doings in Dogtown Edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Sexually Satisfied Edition

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You run deep in me: Arkansas tattoos

I ink, therefore I am — from Arkansas.

Inconsequential News Quiz: Hide your jewelry, the legislature is in town edition

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Best beards

Mustaches, too.

Inconsequential News Quiz: Cheap ass weave edition

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Local Lime

The 411 on Little Rock's new e-scooters.

Inconsequential News Quiz: Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em edition

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Denise Garner wants campuses to be able to say 'no' to concealed carry

'Compromise is not a bad word,' the freshman legislator from Fayetteville says.

Inconsequential News Quiz: The last weekly edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Sawbucks edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Burning hole revisited edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Hooterville headcount edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Personal choices edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: 'Thank Baphomet the election is over' edition

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Inconsequential News Quiz: Meat slappin' edition

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