The Rolling Stones never do it. People just assume it, but they keep coming. But Barbra said in 2000 that she was touring for the last time, and the New York Post says in its gossip section Page Six that fans aren’t buying this time around, in Streisand’s comeback — at least, they aren’t buying in expected big numbers. Maybe the big numbers on the ticket price has something to do with it. What, does she think she’s an NBA player dunking or something?

P.S. All you fans who went to Cher’s finale here (those two concerts within a six-month period), remember that you apparently could band together for a class-action suit if she gets back out on the road again