Tonight, the Peabody kicks off its regular Martini Monday party, from 4-8 p.m. Aside from the inherent appeal of drinking martinis and eating off a free appetizer bar, here’s another incentive: You can come harass me. I’m an unlikely celebrity taste-tester (along with Justin Acri, Pat Bradley, Heather Brown, Michele Towne, Beth Hunt, Jason Harper and Heather Allmendinger), which means that I’ll be sampling 25 martinis and picking my favorite, which from then on, will become the “Lindsey Millar,” a martini hundreds will order and wonder, “Who’s she?”

ALSO: DJ Ugly Ed will be playing martini-suitable jams and you can register to win a prize package that includes a limo, dinner for two at Capriccio and a one night stay at a fancy suite in the Peabody.