I’m not even going to pretend I know what that there above creation is. I can tell, as I’m sure you can, that it’s egg and ham and bell peppers and bacon and onions and mushrooms and jalapenoes and a couple of different types of cheese. It’s pretty in a weird way.

What I can tell you is that the above photographed omelet, as well as that very tempting slice of Mile High Pie to the right, are the products of a 50-some odd year old diner in Benton called Ed and Kay’s. And if you haven’t been, you should go, at least once.