I have been waiting a long time to revisit Ed Walker’s Drive-In and Restaurant in Fort Smith. Some dear friends of mine took me there back in December 2007. They had something to show me, something massive.

That something massive is Ed Walker’s Giant Cheeseburger ($25.99): five pounds of well seasoned beef topped with cheese tucked into a custom made bun and cut into eighths, with a side platter of “everything” (lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions and condiments). It’s about every synonym for large you can think of, and I bow to the person who can eat it in one sitting.

But…