Photo by Brian Chilson.

I spent Valentine’s Day and a good part of the night toiling, with no real success, with PVC pipes under my house. Why, after seeing these pictures from the Pretty Things Peep Show at Revolution, do I feel like I spent my time unwisely?  (Which, of course, is to say that I should’ve taken my wife out to a fancy dinner.)

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Here’s Arkansas Business reporter Sam Eifling’s take on the Pretty Things:

Picture strip-teasing cheesecake all dolled up like Suicide Girls inspired by Vargas pinups, peeling off pieces of sailor suits to reveal their birthday suits. One bustier-clad lass, Heather Holiday, swallowed swords in the early act and then swallowed fire in the second, blowing the latter into a billowing dragon ball that could be felt from the crowd. (Intermission, incidentally, featured a proposal by the boyfriend of the French maid who tidied the stage between strip acts; she said yes.) The mustachioed MC Donny Vomit managed to traumatize every couple in the joint by hammering a condom-wrapped spoon back into his sinuses, then removing the spoon, snorting the tip of the condom into his mouth, and flossing his skull with the rubber stretched out like an exercise band. [via sameifling.com]

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Lots, lots more pictures after the jump. They’re NSFW at about the same level as those Miranda Kerr pics the Australian banker got caught looking at on live TV not long ago.

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