The horrendously-bad Super Bowl halftime show yesterday gave our little gathering a few minutes to talk amongst ourselves. The conversation quickly turned to Super Bowls of yore, including Super Bowl XX, which saw the legendary 1985 Chicago Bears crush the New England Patriots 20-7.

Thinking of that team made us start playing the Whatever Happened To? game, with William “Refrigerator” Perry at the top of the list. Is he dead? Alive? The answer to that question is: somewhere in between. A sad, sad tale of neglect, alcoholism and loss from ESPN.