Hands off Blake Shelton, fellas.

  • Hands off Blake Shelton, fellas.

BLAKE SHELTON
8 p.m., Timberwood Amphitheater, Magic Springs. $22.50-$55

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If you’re male and happen to see Blake Shelton wandering around Magic Springs pre-concert on Saturday, and you have the urge to grab his ass, best keep your hands to yourself, as Shelton advised back in May via Twitter.

The tweet in question included this tremendously witty rewriting of some lyrics from “Any Man of Mine” by Shania Twain: “Any man that tries touching my behind, he’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy.”

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He later issued one of those it-was-all-a-big-misunderstanding, non-apology apologies. So if all you guys out there can manage to keep your hands off Blake’s keister, the country music titan will probably put on a hell of a show for you, playing any one of his nine No. 1 hits or his eight other hit singles.

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