FOUL:  Fried beer at the Texas State Fair tasted like a beer belch.

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  • FOUL: Fried beer at the Texas State Fair tasted like a beer belch.

State Fairs. Yeah, I am an addict… professionally, that is. I make the bubble each fall by supplementing my income with State Fair reports. Of course, that means food.

Last year’s journey to the Texas State Fair included the most foul fair food I have ever sampled: fried beer. Gawd. It tasted like a beer belch, and not in a good way. I thought I was gonna… well, I thought I was going to miss out on prime ladylike possibilities and spew forth the mess. Ack.