Brother Andy is but one of a cot-dang giant boatload of performers playing White Water Tavern Friday.

  • Brother Andy is but one of a cot-dang giant boatload of performers playing White Water Tavern Friday.

HUGE-ASS LOCAL SHOW
8:30 p.m. White Water Tavern.

If you ever wanted to gorge on a pre-holidays smorgasbord of Little Rock’s leading rock practitioners, here you go: Brother Andy & His Big Damn Mouth, Stella Fancy, Jab Jab Sucker Punch (new band with personnel from Big Boss Line and The Moving Front), Adam Faucett, William Blackart, Iron Tongue, Jonathan Wilkins and Booyah! Dad.

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That’s eight — count ’em eight — bands, with even more in the offing, going by the WWT’s website. It’s like a competitive eating contest but with bands instead of hotdogs or hot wings or whatever. Eating contests are ultra-gross, while this is certainly not, but still: Just how much music can you cram into your ears in a single night? Why not find out once and for all?