The SKK logo

  • The SKK logo

From the weird file comes the news that Italian fast food chain SKK Italy plans to open their first U.S. location — in, of all places, Russellville.

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A peek at the company’s website finds they have shish-kebabs (the SKK in the company name apparently stands for ShocKKabab), wraps, wings, gyros, pizzas, soft yogurt and sandwiches. Here’s their full menu,. According to the website, the chain launched in 2011 and currently has 40 outlets. Looks like SKK Italy’s primo U.S. location will be at 331 Weir Road in Russellville. No information yet on when they’ll open.

The food looks surprisingly good in the video and photos on their website, especially the traditional Italian pizzas. Can’t say much, though, for their corporate promotional video, which appears to be narrated by a Terminator which has almost mastered human speech.

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SAMPLE: “Everything revolves around the green and orange! The machines are of the highest quality, and technologically advanced! Just look at kebab machines equipped with a system of protective glass, and fume hood!”