FOR THE LOVE OF THE WU
10 p.m. White Water Tavern. $7.
There’s probably no less appropriate or more fun way to spend your Valentine’s Day than going to see a tribute to the Wu Tang Clan, and it just so happens that this is an option this year. The night will feature MCs 607, Osyrus Bolly, Bobby, and Bolly Black Star, with live instrumentation provided by the Funkanites and a DJ set by Joshua Asante of Velvet Kente and Amasa Hines. I imagine it will be something like the video for “I Can’t Go To Sleep,” where the Wu all live and party together in that huge mansion, and Isaac Hayes is there wearing a wizard’s robe, and nobody can go to sleep. Also, I heard a rumor that actual third-tier member U-God might be in attendance, but then again I also started that rumor.